Name: WD Milkman
Brand: Whiskey Dickerson
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99

Any 3 tees · $69 · Ships free

Mix and match any designs. 2XL +$2, 3XL +$3 per shirt. Discount hits automatically in your cart.

Size —

Size chart

Every WD tee is a soft, lightweight triblend (50/25/25 poly/cotton/rayon). Measurements are the shirt laid flat, in inches.

Easiest way to nail it: lay your favorite tee flat and measure across the chest, armpit to armpit. Match that number below.

Between sizes, or like a little room? Size up. Wrong size anyway? You have 30 days to swap it.

Men's / Unisex Tee

Relaxed, true-to-size fit.

Inches	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest (pit to pit)	19	20¼	22¼	23¾	25¼	27¼
Length (back)	28	29	30	31	32	32½
Sleeve (center back)	17½	18¼	19	19¾	20½	21¼

Tailgate Hoodie

Lightweight on purpose: 6.8 oz fleece for cool mornings, tailgates and layering. Roomier than the tees, so most guys take their normal size.

Inches	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Chest (pit to pit)	20	22	24	26	28	30
Length (back)	27	28	29	30	31	32
Sleeve (center back)	34¼	35¼	36¼	37¼	37¾	38¼
Fits chest size	35–37	38–40	41–43	44–46	47–49	50–53

Women's Tee

Cut for her: a little shorter, shaped through the body.

Inches	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Bust (pit to pit)	18¼	19¼	20¾	22¼	23¾	25¾
Length (back)	26	26½	27¼	28	28½	29
Sleeve	13½	14	14¾	15½	16¼	17

Youth Tee

Same soft triblend, kid-sized.

Inches	YS (6/8)	YM (10/12)	YL (14/16)	YXL (18/20)
Chest (pit to pit)	15	16½	17½	19
Length (back)	21½	23½	25½	27½
Sleeve	12¾	14	15¼	16¾

2XL is +$2 and 3XL is +$3, and both still count toward any 3 tees for $69. Measurements can vary by about ½ inch shirt to shirt.

Questions on fit? Email support@whiskeydickerson.com. A real person answers.

Small

Medium

Large

2XL

3XL

Color

Vintage Navy

Vintage Black

In stock, ready to ship
Backordered, shipping soon

Printed in St. Louis. Ships in 1–4 business days.

Free US shipping on orders $69+

Whiskey Dickerson’s Milkman Service is a dirty little nod to the “good ol’ days” — when the milk showed up cold, the neighbors stayed nosy, and mom’s “delivery” ran a little… late. Vintage ad style with a punchline that hits like a screen door slam, this one’s built for the bold and the shameless.

Soft and light, yet strong
4.5-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon

Fits true to size (0.5in. tolerance)

Ships in 1–4 business days from our shop in St. Louis, MO. Every shirt is printed when you order it.

Free US shipping on orders $69+. Under $69 it's a flat $7.50.

30-day returns, no restocking fee. Wrong size or something off? Email support@whiskeydickerson.com and we'll make it right. Details in our return policy.

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