You're Fired

Mr. President, you will no longer be able to trip over the nothing and spout gibberish for all the world to see as a representative of this country. You do not represent what Americans stand for.  You have spent your entire adult life in politics and your time is done.  Go rest. You are herby removed from duty.

Soft and light, yet strong
4.5-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon

Fits true to size (0.5in. tolerance)